i'm gudda gudda, i put her under

gudda gudda walks into the building, smiling from ear to ear.

he just received a check from young money records, and was ready to spend it all in his favorite place.

his favorite store that held what he thought were the most prestigious, noble, flattering and just plain fresh clothes anyone could ask for.

a store that was friendly and had a warm atmosphere.

a store where he could go to just be himself and trick his wardrobe out.

gudda gudda took a step and an employee recognized him with a wide, bright smile.

“hello, welcome to family dollar!”

young money’s reaction every time Gudda Gudda speaks

Can I Get More Than One Line In This Song - DJ Khaled ft. Gudda Gudda

gudda gudda wants to branch out from YMCMB, so he, through much bribing, gets jay-z’s number. following is the conversation between the two.

jay-z: yo?

gudda: aye, jay, man, whaddup

jay-z: who the fuck is this?

gudda: oh, man, we ain’t never met but i’m in young money. my name is gudda gudda, i was in that bedrock song. you heard my lyric, “i’m gudda gudda, i put her under?”

jay-z:…who the fuck is this?

gudda: man, i KNOW you heard that song. “i can make your bedrock.”

jay-z: i’m changing my muthafuckin number, too many homeless niggas be callin this shit

*click*

another unsuccessful attempt at making people acknowledge gudda gudda’s existence in the music industry.

sorry i havent been posting lately. my internet’s been cut off….i told them i was gudda gudda and i needed internet and they laughed :(

Gudda Gudda felt sad and embarrassed, so, to cheer himself up, he decided to get a haircut at one of the most prestigious barbershops, the place every other member in Young Money went to.
He strolled in, and smiled at the first woman he saw.

She looked him up and down, frowned, and said, “Sorry, we only serve celebrities.”

Gudda chuckled. “I am, I’m in Young Money,” he said shrugging his shoulders.

She blinked. “We don’t accept EBT cards.”

Gudda sighed and walked out.

young money meeting

lil wayne: anyways we would like to congratulate drake for the success of the "Take Care" album. 
 on other notice....
 (knock knock knock on the door)
 (gudda opens the door quietly and enters then takes a seat)
lil wayne: -__-'
gudda: what?
nicki minaj: your late
gudda: but..
 (drake and tyga laugh out loud)
gudda: chill out man, lil twist texted me last night that the meeting was starting at 3pm.
lil twist: haha nigga i LIED!
nicki minaj: yeah it started at 2pm
gudda: :(
drake: aye yo tyga i think he finna cry!
tyga: haha real talk man? damnnn hahaha
lil wayne: anyways before gudda interrupted us, i would like to officially announce that we are going to released our 2nd young money album called, "YMCMB" sometime in 2012.
 (everyone claps)
lil wayne: our 1st studio album, "We Are Young Money" in 2009, was a huge success. so we gonna do it again. on this album me and birdman decided we are going to have alot more drake, nicki minaj, tyga, cory gunz, shanell, mack maine, birdman, and myself.
gudda: well, i was thinking that maybe i...
lil wayne: UHM please speak when spoken to.
nicki minaj: OH! and to everyone who made it to my birthday party yesterday, thank you so much. i do appreciate it
gudda: it was your birthday yesterday?
tyga: nigga where have you been? 
drake: (smdh) nigga you fucked up
gudda: lil twist told me it was next week
lil twist: i LIED again. >:D
gudda: man....im sorry nicki do you forgive me?
nicki minaj: hmm
birdman: that will be the end of our meeting. any questions? comments?
 (gudda raises his hand)
birdman: (sighh) yes gudda?
gudda: i was wondering if i can be on the new album more. ive been making alot of new raps during my free time.....which is all the time.
lil wayne: uh we dont have time for that, maybe next meeting....
drake: naaaahhh come on wezzy lets hear him out
tyga: yeah tunechi lets see what he's got?
gudda: alright well here it goes....."man she begged me not to eat her pussy pussy cause im gudda gudda man im gudda gudda just hopped off a plane and yes they know they know my mom thinks im the best best or was it my dad dad....so anyways i dont know if she will but i think she wont she wont she wont...."
 (everyone is in silents)
shanell: what the fuck was that?
drake: hell yeah "she wont" hahahahah
tyga: hahahahahah
 (gudda gets up and runs out the room crying)
lil wayne: -___-' now you guys know why i disagreed to his.
drake: yeah....so why is he in young money again? hahhahahahaha
birdman: meeting dismissed

text messages between gudda gudda and tyga

 (morning of november 23rd)
gudda: hi
tyga: wtf do you want?
gudda: lolz man you too funny
tyga: -_-
gudda: wazzup??
 (59 minutes later)
gudda: yo.....
 (3 hours later)
gudda: you busy man?
 (8 hours and 36 minutes later)
tyga: nigga what you want?
gudda: just wanted to see if you wanna go to chuck e cheeses with me friday night....
tyga: ttyl im fuckin this bitch with a big ass rack.
gudda: fuckin?
tyga: yeah nigga....pussy...you know what that is?
gudda: :/
tyga: lamest nigga in the game brahh...
gudda: gonna go to bed now, im tired.
tyga: WHAT?! its 8:24pm nigga.....
gudda: yeah....late ass heck, dont wanna miss playhouse disney tomorrow....
tyga: whatever imma fuck with wezzy tonight.
gudda: lil wayne?
tyga: naah bill gates
gudda: lolz funny man
tyga: yes lil wayne fucktard
gudda: oh :( can i come?
tyga: nigga go to bed.....